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Real Ultimate Power






Hi, this site is all about Box of Wine, and I mean the REAL Box of Wine.  This site is awesome.   My name is Alex and I can't stop thinking about Box of Wine.  Box of Wine is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
 
 

Facts:
 
 

1.    Box of Wine is NOT a mammal.

2.    Box of Wine is the BEST way to get drunk.

3.    The purpose of Box of Wine is to make drunks flip out.
 
 
 
 

Secret shots of Box of Wine:
 
 

Boxy.                                                           MVP of the Almaden team
 
 
 
 

Box of Wine makes us happy








Testimonial:
 
 

Box of Wine can get ANYONE drunk!  Box of Wine gets people drunk ALL the time and people don't even think twice about it.  Box of Wine

is so crazy and awesome that it makes people super smart-like.   I heard that there was this thing of awesome super old wine in a bottle sitting at a diner.
And when some dude picked it up, he decided he wanted Box of Wine instead.  My friend Lundblad said that he saw Box of Wine get totally
drunk by like 3 dudes in an hour once.

 
 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 

If you don't believe that Box of Wine has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or you will be in some serious

trouble!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

 
 

Box of Wine is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  Box of Wine is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Box of Wine is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start

drinking and tearing shit up.  I love Box of Wine with all of my body (including my pee pee).

 
 
 
 

Q and A:.
 
 
 
 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Box of Wine?

A: Box of Wine is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand Box of Wine is classy and suitable for fine dining, but on the other hand it can make you hammered and sick and way cool.
 
 

Q: I heard that being around Box of Wine means never getting a PhD.  What's the problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other things, Box of Wine can make you slack off or totally ROCK as long as you drink and are cool. Otherwise bets are OFF!!!!!!!
 
 

Q: What do you do with Box of Wine do when you're not drinking and totally flipping out

A: You can put the plastic bag inside box of wine in your pants and make it look like you're peeing. You can pee into other people's mouths, except it's totally sweet wine, not pee.
 
 


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